Archive for the 2020 Category

BRAHMS: THE BOY II

WARNING: Spoilers for Brahms: The Boy II ahead… but really, who cares?  I never saw the first The Boy movie, but by all accounts, it’s absolutely terrible. It was just another spooky doll movie, but there was one unique twist that made it seem a bit more interesting: it turns out the doll […]

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SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

They all say that bad publicity is still good publicity, and that couldn’t have been more true in the case of the Sonic the Hedgehog movie. When the first trailer arrived and that horrid design was revealed, for once in a blue moon, the internet rightfully acted with disdain and revulsion. […]

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BIRDS OF PREY (AND THE FANTABULOUS EMANCIPATION OF ONE HARLEY QUINN)

Suicide Squad is easily one of the worst recent comic book films, but as terrible films often do, it raked in the dough at the box office. Despite many hating it, Warner Bros. doesn’t hate money, so they of course greenlit a sequel. However, when you’re making a […]

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GRETEL & HANSEL

  While adaptations of classic fairy tales have been done thousands of times before and mostly instill cynicism, I actually welcome new adaptations. The reason why is that they’ve mostly been sanitized for children and these stories were made as cautionary tales with the intent of terrifying […]

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THE GENTLEMEN

I’m not all that familiar with Guy Ritchie’s work. I’ve seen his Sherlock Holmes films, King Arthur: Legend of the Sword, and Aladdin (2019), but I don’t really count those as “Guy Ritchie films”. His signature style is one you see in his films like Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch, and RocknRolla, […]

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DOLITTLE

It’s not news that remakes and reboots are all the rage in Hollywood. Did you know that the Eddie Murphy version of Dr. Dolittle is a actually a reboot of a 60’s film based off the original books? Probably not. Even if you enjoyed Murphy’s version, were you clamoring for a new […]

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THE GRUDGE (2020)

Happy New Year, everybody! With a new year comes a new January, and with a new January comes a new terrible horror movie! Well, last year’s first film, Escape Room, wasn’t all that bad, so, who knows? Perhaps we would get lucky two years in a row. […]

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